Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

boobs!

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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