- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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