whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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