- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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