If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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