What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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