What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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