A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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