- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tony Romo

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

1+1=2

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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