- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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