- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

the economy.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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