[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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