- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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