- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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