- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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