- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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