- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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