What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A American seeking into mexico

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Mooses

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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