- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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