- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

The Labour Party.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Racial Equality

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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