- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Racial Equality

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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