How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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