Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

knock knock There's no door

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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