- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

ejaculation JLR

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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