What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why didn't he finish his

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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