why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

A miserable man committed suicide.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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