What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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