Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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