- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

flavin's head

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

The holocaust

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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