- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What do you call your mom? Mom

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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