Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

You know whats funny Aids

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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