Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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