- Anti Joke

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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