- Anti Joke

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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