If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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YOU

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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