- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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