- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Why did the man die? He was old.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

sucks Syntax...

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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