What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

a man makes a bad joke

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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