- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Chris is hairy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

nothing

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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