Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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