- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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