Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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You wanna see something really scary?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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