What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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