- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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