Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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ecks! why zee?

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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This is funny.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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