Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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