- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

LO AND BEHOLD!

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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