why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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You were born.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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