- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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