You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Prostitution is bad.......

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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